*Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
*Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
*Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
*Faster than a speeding ticket.
*This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing
all day!
*Adults are just kids with money.
*You are right where you belong, behind me!
*Proud mother of a delinquent child!
*You are driving to close I can see your bald
spot.
*If you can read this you are too close..
*High beams were made to piss people off!
*If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
*I hate bumper stickers!
*Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for
it everywhere.
*Look out! Behind you!
*They keep saying the right person will come
along; I think a truck hit mine
*Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
*My child beat up your honor student!
*The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
*Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
*If it weren't for people like you, nobody else
would have an above average IQ.
*This is not an abandoned car.
*My child is an honor student at the state
penitentiary.
*I'm so hungry I am farting fresh air.
*Too many freaks, not enough circus's!
*Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your
nursing home.
*Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
*We have enough youth, how about a fountain of
SMART?
*Some people are only alive because it's illegal
to kill.
*I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every
minute of it!
*No Radio - Already Stolen!
*I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose
weight!.
*If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the
sidewalk.
*Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had
deja vu?.
*Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean
they're not out to get you!
*Save the planet recycle an environmentalist.
*If you can read this you're in range.
*Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone
booth
*When there's a will I want to be in it!
*Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!
*I love uranus.
*If you get any closer I'll fart!
*Never underestimate the power of stupid people
in large groups.
*To be loved, be lovable
*Don't believe everything you think.
*Oh look! just 2,852,677 more days til i start
caring what you think.
*Stupid should hurt!
*I see dumb people
*Give blood and you too can get a free bumper
sticker
*Quiet brain! or i'll poke you with another Q-tip
*Elvis has left the planet.
*My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch.
